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The Funny Lion El Nido

The Funny Lion El Nido
The Funny Lion El Nido – El Nido, WI
The Funny Lion El Nido – El Nido, WI
Check in 2:00 PM
Check out 12:00 PM

About The Funny Lion El Nido

The Funny Lion- El Nido provides flawless service and all the necessary facilities for visitors.Stay connected with your associates, as complimentary Wi-Fi is available during your entire visit. To facilitate your arrival and departure, you can pre-book airport transfer services prior to checking in. The hotel offers shuttle amenities to assist you in discovering your desired offerings in Palawan.When arriving by car, take advantage of the hotel's convenient on-site parking facilities. The hotel offers reception assistance, including safety deposit boxes, to ensure guest satisfaction.Should you require it, the tours can even assist you in booking tickets and securing reservations for the finest shows and events in the vicinity.Whether you're here for an extended stay or simply require fresh garments, the hotel ensures your cherished travel attire remains spotless and accessible with the convenience of laundry service located on the premises.The hotel's daily housekeeping ensures an excellent option for your stay. To ensure the well-being and convenience of all visitors, smoking is strictly prohibited throughout the entire hotel.In order to ensure the utmost level of relaxation, the guestrooms feature an inviting design and are equipped with all basic necessities, creating a delightful stay experience.To ensure a pleasant stay, a selection of rooms at hotel come furnished with linen service, blackout curtains and air conditioning, all designed with your ease in mind. Several chosen accommodations at The Funny Lion- El Nido have a balcony or terrace incorporated into the room design.Selected rooms offer in-room amusement like cable TV as a source of entertainment for guests to enjoy. Within specific rooms, a coffee or tea maker, bottled water and mini bar is conveniently available for your use.Understanding the significance of bathroom facilities in enhancing visitor contentment, hotel offers a hair dryer and toiletries within a few chosen chambers. Each day, arise to a delightful complimentary morning meal at The Funny Lion- El Nido. How about kicking off each day of your getaway with a delicious cup of coffee? At the hotel, relish in the invigorating taste of a freshly brewed, excellent coffee.Various excellent meal offerings at hotel ensure that enticing and easily accessible options are constantly available. Upon your arrival, don't miss experiencing bar for enjoyable in-house evening entertainment. Throughout the day, engage in the entertaining activities available at The Funny Lion- El Nido. Make sure to discover the readily available beach at hotel. Unwind by the pool at hotel and cherish a leisurely moment.

Amenities

  • 24-hour front desk
  • Meeting space
  • Fitness center
  • On-site dining
  • Bar / lounge
  • Café / coffee shop
  • Concierge
  • Dry cleaning
  • Self-service laundry
  • Luggage storage
  • Full kitchen / kitchenette
  • In-room refrigerator
  • Pool
  • Spa / sauna
  • Wheelchair accessible
  • Airport shuttle
  • Smoke-free property
  • Air conditioning
  • In-room safe

Reviews

4.7 / 5
Excellent 770 reviews
  • Engine customer Jul 2026

    Offer Different selections and Several filipino breakfast. The omelet I ordered was only scrambled eggs without vegetable.

  • Engine customer Jul 2026

    staff

  • Engine customer May 2026

    The staff made the whole experience, everyone remembering us by name was so nice. And the little welcome treats were so nice to see. Thankfully a crib was provided so that was nice to have. A sterilizer was advertised but wasn’t able to get one as they were out or unavailable.

  • Engine customer Mar 2026

    The staff is excellent - they're all always here to help and always smiling, it's great! Thank YOU all! The hotel is well located - about a 2 mn walk to get to the main street. There are lots of tuktuks right in front of the hotel, lots of restaurants, a nice bakery... The "standard room" is of decent size. There's a balcony, which was really convenient. The pool area is great. Breakfast is nice - sweet & salty options, an egg station, coffee, tea, etc. Papaya Beach is GREAT, the hotel takes you there at 9am or 11am and you can come back at 2pm or 4pm. It's one of the prettiest beach in El Nido. They give you beach towels if needed. We asked for a quiet room - which they gave us. Our room didn't face the very busy street but was still really noisy (there were dogs barking, people screaming, roosters crowing at all hours, loud music at 6am...) We didn't have ONE single night of good quiet sleep. The hotel gives your earplugs but it's not enough. On top of that, the hotel has very old AC units - We've NEVER had an AC as loud as this one. It is so bad, why not change them? Even on "sleep" or "energy saver" mode, it still is noisy. We turned it off for one night as the noise was really annoying and the room smelled really bad when we woke up (a strong humidity smell) so we never turned it off after that. The windows have blackout curtains but it's absolutely useless as they are so many lights in the room... You can see everything even when all the lights are off. Wifi is not really good.

  • Engine customer Mar 2026

    The staff was awesome, the breakfast was great and the rooms were very well laid out and had a balcony. The pool area was very relaxing and it had a great restaurant bar right beside the pool. It was a perfect location, close to town but not in the middle of all the noise. It was all great.

  • Engine customer Mar 2026

    The stuff so nice and worm The water in the bath no go down

  • Engine customer Mar 2026

    Property is okay expecting to be ocean view. Good staff ? It’s front of the Road lots of cars and tuktuk

  • Engine customer Feb 2026

    EVERYTHING!!!!!! Not a thing!

  • Engine customer Jan 2026

    No

  • Engine customer Jan 2026

    I’m not recommending it. no elevator… no shuttle going downtown… lots of mosquitoes in the coffee shop

  • Engine customer Jan 2026

    Room was nicely designed, efficient and spacious. Pillows and bedding were very comfortable. Hotel facilities such as the gym and pool were nice. While we didn’t get a chance to visit their private beach, we heard great things about it. Breakfast spread was awesome - slightly different every morning. The staff was absolutely amazing and made our experience in El Nido so much better, especially since it rained a lot during our stay. There were little nice touches such as offering cookies, popcorn, banana bread, etc. Body wash, shampoo and conditioner was the same, not separate bottles.

  • Engine customer Dec 2025

    The food and drinks were good. The pool was nice. The room was comfortable. The picture of hotel in their ad makes it look like there are ocean view rooms. Apparently there are not. There are no elevators and I was on the 3rd floor. When I walked out of my room, the view was of an ugly scene of burning trash, roosters crowing, dogs barking and general filth and trash. It was depressing and was a terrible way to start and end day. When I went to check out, I wanted to pay my food bill in cash but they didn’t have the change to do, so they had to run across the street to break my 1,000 peso note. This made me late to an excursion.

  • Engine customer Nov 2025

    The customer service of the staff was excellent. The little extra touches were appreciated. The pool was excellent. The furnishings were good quality. The hotel was located within 100 metres of the new Town Square development, which has some nice bars, restaurants, gelato shop, etc. The included breakfast was average. Housekeeping had to be reminded each day to clean our room. The room was quite noisy, especially in the mornings. The bar closed earlier than promised. The bed was a little bit hard.

  • Engine customer Nov 2025

    Maybe the times for preparing food and cocktails at the bar are too long

  • Engine customer Oct 2025

    I loved the funny lion at El Nido—it really added some charm and character to the place! The staff were incredibly personable and kind—special thanks to Val, Cjay, Vince, and the entire kitchen and bar team for being so supportive and attentive. The service and food were truly Michelin-quality, and the location was absolutely stunning. I also really appreciated the included buffet breakfast—it was the perfect way to start each day. Honestly, just nitpicking here—but the price is on the higher side. It’s one of those “you get what you pay for” situations. Could a similar experience be found at a lower price point? Maybe—but this property’s breathtaking location, outstanding staff, and top-tier service more than justify the cost.

  • Engine customer Oct 2025

    Staff was soooo amazing.

  • Engine customer Oct 2025

    The staff was incredible! Jen, Kim were the best!

  • Engine customer Oct 2025

    The staff at the hotel were exceptionally friendly and welcoming. Upon arrival, we were offered a refreshing welcome drink while completing the check-in process, which was a nice touch. The hotel’s location is excellent and very close to the city center, making it convenient for exploring the area. The room was quite small and not ideal for two people. The beds were not very comfortable, and the soundproofing was poor, we could hear a lot of noise from the street outside especially since our room was located on a busy road. Our room was on the fourth floor, and unfortunately, there was no elevator, which could be difficult for guests with mobility issues. Breakfast lacked variety and was almost the same every day.

  • Engine customer Oct 2025

    ארוחת בוקר טובה מאוד האיזור של הבריכה חדר מאוד קטן כיור בתוך החדר אין אפילו ארון לשים בגדים

  • Engine customer Sep 2025

    Price is too high

Frequently asked questions about The Funny Lion El Nido

Does The Funny Lion El Nido have free Wi-Fi?
Yes, The Funny Lion El Nido offers free Wi-Fi for all guests.
Does The Funny Lion El Nido offer parking?
Yes, The Funny Lion El Nido offers free parking on-site.
Does The Funny Lion El Nido have meeting spaces, conference centers, or conference rooms?
Yes. The Funny Lion El Nido offers meeting spaces for business and group use.
Does The Funny Lion El Nido have a fitness center?
Yes, The Funny Lion El Nido features an on-site fitness center for guests. Additional wellness amenities include spa, pool.
Where is The Funny Lion El Nido located, and how walkable is the area?
The Funny Lion El Nido is located at Barangay Masagana, El Nido Palawan, El Nido, WI 5313. With a Walk Score of 69, the area is rated Somewhat Walkable. Some errands can be done on foot, but a car or rideshare is helpful for most trips.

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