Pensão Amor Madam’s Lodge

Every detail of the hotel and room adhered to their fun, sexy theme. The bed was incredibly comfortable and it included breakfast with our stay so before we left for the airport, a nice meal was delivered to our room. No detail was overlooked. We loved our stay. Getting to it was a little challenging as we arrived around 1230 and of course in typical fashion you have to bring your suitcases down a steep cobblestone road into a gated front access. Otherwise everything was wonderful.

Everything was perfect! The breakfast came in a picnic basket and was delicious. The art was stunning. The rooms were themed and had little treasures everywhere . nothing

I was very hesitant to actually spend the night here because I read all the reviews saying that it is extremely loud and people couldn't really sleep. To my surprise, the noise was not a problem. They put in another set of windows and I can say the room was decently quiet. You could still hear some noise from outside, but I put my earplugs and slept like a baby. The experience itself is super cool. If you are into themed hotels, this is a great pick. I got exactly what I hoped for (plus a much more quieter room than expected). I am really happy with my decision to book a night there. The check in is at 5pm, but check out is at 2pm so I guess it's not that bad.

Bed was huge and comfy, but the sex swing in the corner was less so. This hotel is right on the main strip and even on the 5th floor you can hear music so loud you can't sleep. It's advertised like a historic bougie theme but it's more like a sex club. Everything is erotically themed and there's even a tray of sex toys next to the bed. The strip is heaving in the evening and it's very loud. The lift was broken and the stairs were lethal. Security were rude and aggressive for no reason and the bathroom had two hot taps no cold.

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Brilliant location and unique accommodation which was good. Lively bar downstairs

Very centrally located- easy to walk to everything including the waterfront area. It was clean and a very unique place with a lot of history. The staff we interacted with were friendly and it was just a really fun place to stay. Loved all the art! Nothing really, we were really happy with it overall! The one minor thing was the lack of lighting in the room as it did not have an overhead light so it was quite dark at times but other than that, it was great!

Noisy street.

Fun place, good location, lovely staff.

This hotel has a theme, so if you're weird about its history as a brothel, you may not like it. The location is really convenient. Right next to the metro and commuter rail to the beach. Also right on pink street, but we didn't hear anything when trying to sleep which was great. Staff was very friendly. Cool bar attached. Breakfast was creative and came in little baskets with an assortment of food. Everything was convenient to get to. The room was small so it was hard to maneuver our bags and get things we needed. It also made it hard to eat breakfast without making a mess on the bed.

Absolutely loved this place. I booked it without knowing much about the property. I loved it! Was in a perfect and busy location but the rooms were sooo quiet! My room was fun and clean. Loved it and will definitely come again!

Such a beautiful place and every detail attended to. Clean and comfortable room with surprising amenities. Every staff member gorgeous and helpful. We will be back! ? Definitely a party atmosphere, loud into the night, but you can join the party too. :)

We loved everything about this property and stay, from the unique check-in experience (with a love potion!), to the 2PM checkout time, the comfortable bed and huge shower, and especially the breakfast, delivered in a sweet picnic basket straight to the room at the time of our choice. The history blanketing the property and the excellent locations were additional highlights for us. We will definitely stay again when our travels bring us to Lisbon! I can't think of a single thing we did NOT like. Everything was excellent!

Unique location and theme of the hotel. It’s not your typical hotel, but if you’re open minded then it’s a fun hotel. Could use better pillows. But mostly solid stay for me and my fiancé.

Talk about a unique experience, if you're looking for something a little different. this is the place! great decor to tie into the whole bordello vibe. bar is great fun! nothing

Great staff. Allowed early access which was truly appreciated. Make sure you know the history and vibe (theme) of the hotel. We didn’t mind it but it’s quite graphic!

An experience!!!

Fun, funky, location , experience ,adventure, great conversation topic. I was on my own, 85 years of life experiences and loved the experience. Loved the swing in my room. My gorgeous favourite earrings disappeared from my room, which I had wrapped up in my pyjamas with some other jewelry before going out for dinner they were costume jewelry so thank goodness not expensive but very eye catching and unique and fun. Nothing else was taken. There was not a safe in my room. The following morning , I left very quickly as I found a very large bug in my shower. I told the receptionist when leaving but she did not seemed concerned or surprised, although most helpful with carrying my luggage out as the elevator not working and calling a taxi to the cruise ship.

A one of a kind dwelling with a colorful history in a unique location. A little hard to find in a “hidden” location, but that makes it even more fun.

Location, mattrass and pillows Check in at 5 pm, very late, cockraches in the room, very dark hotel, they had to do maintenace cleaning and asked me to leave room at 8 am, hello, i am on vacation !!!the other day they cleaned room even i left “ do not disturb “, looks like my suitcase was openned during cleaning, etc