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We Hate F Tourists

We Hate F Tourists
We Hate F Tourists – Lisbon, NY
We Hate F Tourists – Lisbon, NY
Check in 3:00 PM
Check out 12:00 PM

About We Hate F Tourists

Essential Facilities We Hate F Tourists in Lisbon offers a sun terrace, garden, bar, and free WiFi. Guests can relax in the lounge, enjoy the outdoor seating area, or play in the games room. Comfortable Accommodations Rooms include air-conditioning, private bathrooms, balconies with city views, and modern amenities such as streaming services and coffee machines. Dining Experience A continental buffet breakfast with warm dishes, fresh pastries, fruits, and juice is served daily. Vegetarian options are available. Prime Location Located in the city center, the hostel is a short walk from Rossio and Dona Maria II National Theater. St. George's Castle and Commerce Square are 1.2 mi away. Humberto Delgado Airport is 3.7 mi from the property. License Number(s): 85993/AL

Amenities

  • On-site parking
  • 24-hour front desk
  • Bar / lounge
  • Express check-in / check-out
  • Concierge
  • Luggage storage
  • Full kitchen / kitchenette
  • Smoke-free property
  • Elevator
  • In-room safe

Reviews

4.6 / 5
Excellent 1462 reviews
  • Engine customer Jul 2026

    Staff are very friendly, accommodating, and helpful. I enjoy the interaction with others. There's a sense of community. I recommend the stay for single travelers, male or female. The neighborhood is up & coming. Location is within walking distance to the Metro, but on a back street. Exercise common sense caution when coming back at night.

  • Engine customer Jul 2026

    Facilities to enjoy a drink on the roof top, or chill coffee in the garden. Clean bathrooms. Quiet neighborhood

  • Engine customer Jul 2026

    24h reception. Someone stole my labeled food, with a camera in the common area, zero help from staff, they just shrugged their shoulders and told me it should just “not be in their mindset to steal”.

  • Engine customer Jul 2026

    Get a chance to talk to Tatiana if she is available

  • Engine customer Jul 2026

    Staff is very friendly,helping and kind specifically tietaina and febio. The bunkers were clean and tidy. Air conditioning was working perfectly. Highly recommend ?.

  • Engine customer Jul 2026

    Everything! I loved the place and how welcomed I felt from the very beginning. The staff really go above and beyond to accommodate you and make you feel at home. Thank you so much, Les, for your hospitality! :) I didn’t like that I couldn’t stay longer :(

  • Engine customer Jun 2026

    value for money, good friendly staff bathroom on the other floor

  • Engine customer Jun 2026

    Very small room and shower but that’s typical

  • Engine customer Jun 2026

    Welcoming staff. Clean and comfortable bed. Having a classic bidet in the private room bathroom. Free good coffee. (My reservation included breakfast were coffee included but I like the gesture). The hostel door shuts very loudly that if you try to sleep during the day for a nap it is totally impossible. Earplugs weren’t too good. Maybe if you got a good earplugs it will works better.

  • Engine customer Jun 2026

    Friendly and helpful staff - they provideda map and lots of hostel-run tour options. Rooms are well laid out with large cupboards for storage in small spaces. Curtains on the beds and real bedding that is very comfortable. Reasonably soundproof rooms. Gorgeous views from the rooftop. Good usable kitchen and well organised communal space. It was a little further out than I'd hoped- you had to walk a fair way to find a food place. Red sensor lighting on the stairs gave me a headache. Showers were tepid each time I showered. Bathrooms are very small with very limited space to put toiletries when cleaning teeth etc, and just one hook outside the shower cubicle for towels and clothes etc.

  • Engine customer Jun 2026

    Clean and modern, with great facilities and a comfy bed (we had the private room). Staff weee super helpful. Great breakfast and common area. Shower: they’ve got like a water saving system which means the shower only sprays in spurts and never gets fully hot. Noise: people came home from drinking, and were incredibly obnoxiously loud at 12am - even shouting in the corridors. Not the hostel fault, but wow some people lack common decency.

  • Engine customer May 2026

    The hostel is great, has many events for guests and the rooms are very clean and renovated. The views are amazing! The blackout curtains could be improved

  • Engine customer May 2026

    The best dormitory option I have ever seen! Attention to little details, exceptional quality, great showers, modern and cozy communal areas and the Wow view to the city!! I want to return.

  • Engine customer May 2026

    Loved how clean and relaxing the space was. Staff were super helpful and they had tons of activities! Everyone staying there was so kind and social as well. Super cold showers - stay on for maximum 10 seconds at a time

  • Engine customer May 2026

    cheap and accessible

  • Engine customer May 2026

    The staff was amazing!! Couldn’t have asked for better! However the cold water shower at 5 in the morning was not acceptable. I had a long day flying. I needed a hot shower before I started my day. The push button in the showers were hard to deal with at best but with no hot water. I was pretty upset.The rooms were also very cramped. I would stay again just because of the staff but maybe get a private room. Thank you for your hospitality!

  • Engine customer May 2026

    Wonderful staffs. Everyone was soooooo friendly and helful Sharing room with 3 other people was not that comfortable when sbm snored at night

  • Engine customer May 2026

    Loved the atmosphere. The location. The staff were amazing. A wonderful hostel in that regard. I mentioned to the staff that the Bed was uncomfortable. The mattress needed to be replaced. Also had a difficult time getting the shower to work in our dorm room. The larger shared facility had a much better shower

  • Engine customer May 2026

    Only problem was technical - showers had cold water most of the day. I believe they will fix it soon. It is not a prime location and we had to walk far for the nightlife.

  • Engine customer Apr 2026

    best Hostel I’ve been so far

Frequently asked questions about We Hate F Tourists

Does We Hate F Tourists have free Wi-Fi?
Yes, We Hate F Tourists offers free Wi-Fi for all guests.
Does We Hate F Tourists offer parking?
Yes, paid self-parking is available on-site at We Hate F Tourists.
Does We Hate F Tourists have meeting spaces, conference centers, or conference rooms?
We Hate F Tourists does not list dedicated meeting or conference facilities. For business event venues in Lisbon, see business hotels in Lisbon.
Does We Hate F Tourists have a fitness center?
We Hate F Tourists does not list an on-site fitness center. Some properties partner with nearby gyms — check directly with the hotel.
Where is We Hate F Tourists located, and how walkable is the area?
We Hate F Tourists is located at Rua Capitão Renato Baptista 88, Lisbon, NY 1150-087. With a Walk Score of 99, the area is rated Walker's Paradise. Most daily errands can be done on foot — ideal for travelers without a car.

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